Signs that amuse (and scare) me: This elevator is absolutely safe*

There are some things in life that should never have an asterisk and small print. One example is courtesy of Schindler that says, “This elevator is absolutely safe for people to use” with a big asterisk a the end. It’s like when an airline sends me an email offering $29 fares, or anything a car company might advertise. Except this is an elevator in my apartment building! It’s safe *wink* *wink*.

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