Jak is aiming for world domination

Hello humans. My name is Jak. See this globe? I will rule everything on it once my plan is complete. Then I will no longer have to suffer this diet you have me on.


In the meantime, would you be so kind as to fill up my food bowl? Seriously, I’m starving.

Why did you have to listen to that veterinarian? I’m fat. I accept it. Why can’t you just let me eat in peace instead of rationing out portions all the time?

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