Jak is aiming for world domination

Hello humans. My name is Jak. See this globe? I will rule everything on it once my plan is complete. Then I will no longer have to suffer this diet you have me on.

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In the meantime, would you be so kind as to fill up my food bowl? Seriously, I’m starving.

Why did you have to listen to that veterinarian? I’m fat. I accept it. Why can’t you just let me eat in peace instead of rationing out portions all the time?

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