So far, Mr. Durian Jak seems the most appropriate.
Jak for Jakarta.
Durian… He’s had a little stretch of diarrhea that has left him a very smelly creature. All parties involved hope this passes quickly. Well, here’s a good description of the magical fruit Durian[wikipedia].
Of course, in the future he might prefer a less vile name. Any suggestions? Leave comments.
Right now, he can’t be trusted around feet. For whatever reason, he clamps on to toes. Sometimes he gently bites fingers in play, but he seriously wants to make my toes bleed.